美國(guó)Lifetime電視臺(tái)制作的傳記電影《威廉和凱特》很不幸遭到評(píng)論狂批，被認(rèn)為無(wú)聊到了極致。外媒也評(píng)選出了電影中的幾大“俗套”臺(tái)詞：

1. Kate: "So who's your favorite artist?"

你最喜歡的藝術(shù)家是哪個(gè)?

William: "I like Monet and Cezanne. I like the way they play with light."

我喜歡莫奈和塞尚，我喜歡他們捕捉光線的手法。

小編注：王紙?jiān)瓉?lái)是文藝青年……

2. William: Did you always know what you wanted to do with your life?

你知道自己到底想要干什么嗎?

Kate: Yes. When I was 5 years old, I wanted to be a train conductor, and then when I was 11, I wanted to be a professional football player.

5歲的時(shí)候我想當(dāng)火車(chē)售票員，11歲的時(shí)候想當(dāng)職業(yè)足球運(yùn)動(dòng)員。

William: And none of that worked out?

都沒(méi)有實(shí)現(xiàn)，對(duì)嗎?

Kate: Sadly, no. What about you?

很遺憾，都沒(méi)有。那你呢?

William: My life was planned for me before I was even born.

我還沒(méi)出生的時(shí)候，我的人生就被定下來(lái)了。

小編注：最后一句臺(tái)詞很耳熟嘛……是不是在啥古裝劇里也聽(tīng)到過(guò)……

3. Ian, a friend: She's hot.

她(指凱特)真性感。

William: She's hot.

她真性感。

Ian: That's what I just said.

別重復(fù)我的話。

William: Well, it's worth repeating.

這話值得再說(shuō)一遍。

4. Olivia, a friend: "Why do they all keep staring at him?"

為什么大家都盯著他(指威廉)看?

Kate's old boyfriend: "They're curious. Maybe he'll drop his drawers and give us a royal moon."

他們只是好奇而已。要是威廉的內(nèi)褲掉了下來(lái)，我們就能看到皇家臀部了。

5. William: Class starts in half an hour.

再過(guò)半小時(shí)就要上課了。

Kate: No, ring them and have it changed.

打電話叫他們換時(shí)間。

William: I don't think they'll listen to me.

他們不會(huì)聽(tīng)我的。

Kate: They have to. You're going to run the country one day.

他們必須聽(tīng)你的，你以后要統(tǒng)治這個(gè)國(guó)家呢。

6. William: I love you.

我愛(ài)你。

Kate: You do? I love you, too. I love private you, I love public you, and I love you that no one gets to see but me.

真的嗎?我也愛(ài)你。我愛(ài)這個(gè)真實(shí)的你，也愛(ài)作為公眾人物的你，更愛(ài)除了我沒(méi)有別人見(jiàn)過(guò)的這個(gè)你。

7. Lady-in-Waiting: Noo! Keep your legs firmly together. One must never allow one's legs to part even for a brief moment, as there is most likely a photographer with a long lens waiting to snap a picture of your undergarments. Assuming, of course, you wear undergarments. So many young girls these days seem to have no shame.

腿，并攏!一刻都不能分開(kāi)，要想著隨時(shí)隨地會(huì)有人在等著偷拍你的內(nèi)衣，我想你應(yīng)該有穿內(nèi)衣吧?現(xiàn)在的女孩子太不知羞恥了，很多都不穿內(nèi)衣。

Kate: I can assure you I do wear undergarments.

這點(diǎn)我可以保證，我穿了內(nèi)衣。