My little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
【譯文】
我的狗不識字
布朗夫人:哦, 親愛的,我把珍愛的小狗給丟了! 史密斯夫人:可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊! 布朗夫人:沒有用的,我的小狗不認識字。”