Characters：(L—Liang Shanbo、Z—Zhu Yingtai、M—Ma Wencai)

Scene I: Separation

第一幕：離別

旁白：梁山伯和祝英臺一同來到新東方書院學(xué)習(xí)英語。梁山伯酷愛口語，每天瘋狂地練習(xí)口語對白，祝英臺一心想出國，夢想有朝一日成為VOA主持人，最終祝英臺以托福和GRE高分的成績被哥倫比亞大學(xué)錄取，臨走那天，梁山伯十八里相送在機(jī)場與祝英臺纏綿告別。

L: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.!

Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.

L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.

Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo

Scene II :Breaking up

第二幕：分手

旁白：一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話。

L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?

Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.

L: What? Pardon?

Z: Because I’ll get married.

L: Married ? to who?

Z: To 英俊瀟灑風(fēng)流倜儻玉樹臨風(fēng)的Ma Wencai.. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花寶典。I love his money and I love his body.

L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!

Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha

Scene III : Revenge

第三幕：復(fù)仇

旁白：祝英臺的無端背叛深深傷害了梁山伯脆弱的心靈，他發(fā)下毒誓：不殺祝英臺誓不為人。于是重新來到新東方書院學(xué)習(xí)托福和GRE。當(dāng)然他沒有忘記用老生證可以優(yōu)惠20塊錢。為了能飛越重洋去殺掉祝英臺，他每天提醒自己有一個(gè)夢想。

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:　We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.

旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也來到了美國，四處尋找祝英臺的下落。終于在紐約街頭找到他當(dāng)年的愛人祝英臺，而她正和馬文才卿卿我我。

L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo. I’m here to kill you.

Z: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.

M: You! Get out of here.

L: You! Get out of here!

M: 電話來了。Hello, I’m in wuhan. Ok ok I’ll come right now

Z: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me.

M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..

Z: You told me you were good at 葵花寶典?

M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花寶典. I’m just good at 新華字典。

Z: Oh,you liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?

L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.

Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me,ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni..

L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.

Z: 曾經(jīng)Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.(sing)

L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!

Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.

L: hehehe Really?

Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!

L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?

(to kill)

L: You hear this. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ ll go to heaven together with you.

Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)

(sing)